December 2010
45 posts
Aww yeah made it to 7 days of music with my iTunes...
Yes I realize you probably have like 20 days, but I’m still proud of me.
Tumblr keeps telling me I have one more note than...
And I get all excited and I’m like “Oh man who commented on my Prinny picture I didn’t know anyone who follows me even known what a Prinny is.”
and then I click “1 note” and tumblr’s like “lol jk”
Some people were asking, so..
Here’s what I got for xmas.
A clapper (FINALLY) ((Also I now realize that my hands are full when I walk into my dark room more than I thought))
A scientific calculator that doesn’t annoy the shit out of me.
$100 in Amazon gift cards
$20 iTunes
$30 to some shoestore “in Santa Ana in the ghetto” as my mom put it.
$15 Subway gift card
Some cash
A mug with a picture of...
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http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=4194
02:15:32 Max Symmes: oh man X is a whole percent above majora now
02:15:40 Max Symmes: whoda thunk it
02:15:59 Tim Zamanigan: well that clinches it
02:16:05 Max Symmes: like a rectum
02:16:15 Tim Zamanigan: ;D
theabsolutepham asked: Dude, you should start selling t-shirts for hipsters to ironically wear off that TUMBLR4MEN website.
runcible asked: dude I was just checkin on your other, more popular blog and holy shit that thing blew up you got upwards of 6k notes . Guess tumblr really likes red text.
Look at my dick, my dick is so terrible.
Dexter Stevens: my dick is terrible max
Dexter Stevens: so so terrible
Max Symmes: so I’ve heard
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12) →
Andrew Jackson Jihad (68)
Polysics (56)
Ghost Mice (51)
Math the Band (38)
Defiance, Ohio (38)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
serp
Spell your name with songs:
Me and My Black Metal Friends
Anarchy Means I Litter
X-Rays (This is My Life)
We Didn’t Come Here to Rock
Everyone’s a Little Bit Gay
Lord It’s Hard to be Happy When You’re Not Using the Metric System
Life is Shit
Name: Max
Birth date: February 11
Nickname: Max
Eye Color: Green
Hair color: Blonde with a creamy brown center.
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
The shoes you wore...
Top 5 just doesn't cut it anymore.
My top 15 favorite video games are:
-15- Psychonauts - It must be pretty good, because it’s the only game on this list I haven’t played more than once. I honestly did not care for this game at all during the first third or so of it. It probably didn’t help that the graphics are pretty bad by today’s standards, either. But by the time I got to Lungfishopolis, the game got...
Table Cloth by Ghost Mice
Hopefully my life will...
Have your pet neutered or "SPADE"! →
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-5) →
Andrew Jackson Jihad (134)
Baby Giraffes (48)
Atom and His Package (27)
Paul Baribeau (24)
The Vandals (22)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Read 2 pages of Pchem, play 1 level of God Hand.
Increase productivity 900%
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Tim Rogers:
“Guacamole at Taco Bell is not guacamole. It’s tenuously avocado-flavored sauce.
Final Fantasy Versus XIII is going to be Kingdom Hearts without Disney, and without any of the Final Fantasy characters non-Disney-fan-people needed to see screenshots of before they decided they were going to pay money for something that had Fucking Mickey Mouse in it.
it’s infuriating to lose...
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I wrote a song
well the words at least, and it’s about Jesus coming back to earth to destroy it for no really great reason. I think he hates reality tv or something, I’m not confident enough to do social commentary.
(Too embarrassed to actually post the lyrics)